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 GarfBot is a discord bot that uses openai generative pre-trained AI models to produce text and images for your personal entertainment and companionship.
 
-JonBot is his owner and MoneyBot is his eccentric friend who plays the classic F2P video game Planetside 2.
 
 To interact: (not case-sensitive)
 
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 `"garfpic"`
     responds with image.
 
-`"hey jon"`
-    responds with text.
-
-`"hey money"`
-    responds with text.
 
 To get started, clone this repo and create a `config.py` file in GarfBot's root directory. Open your favorite text editor or IDE and add your various API tokens as such:
 
 ```python
 GARFBOT_TOKEN = "token"
-JONBOT_TOKEN = "token"
-MONEYBOT_TOKEN = "token"
 OPENAI_TOKEN = "token"
 GIF_TOKEN = "token"
 ```